The Wrong Side of my Car

The blog that wants to go obsolete

8 Dec 2025

A stroll on Hobson Street, in 2025

A recurring theme around here is walking in places where you’d not normally walk as a tourist, and today we revisit Hobson Street, which is basically the origin story of this blog.

It is always interesting to see if anything changed. Is it still all just parking? Well it is not Antwerpen so it must be, right?

First, Vogel lane, which we visited back in 2018.

Uh, well, the parking lot degraded a bit — contrary to popular belief parking is not cheap, and I suspect many commercial body corporates are painfully aware of that.

But if we keep walking on Hobson Street we do find a change.

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20 Apr 2025

On progress in Auckland in 2025

Ray Delahanty, aka Citynerd, did a video about Auckland, and wow, it has electric trains and a new underground rail tunnel. And actual bike lanes.

I Went to New Zealand, and I Have Thoughts — YouTube

Yeah I liked that video. When watching it, I got a distinct feeling of nostalgia.

The vibe in the video reflects quite well the sentiment among urbanists in Auckland — up until around 2018. Even me — meI was still writing optimistic blog posts about Auckland. And for good reason. When I arrived here in 2011, we still had diesel trains. The rails weren’t even electrified. *1 By 2015 we had modern electric trains.

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City or kids?

There is one stage in your life where this urbanist stuff makes complete sense. Back when you were Young, perhaps Unmarried, and definitely still without kids.

This was once my life. I was a yuppie in Milford. All this urbanism stuff made sense. I could walk to the town centre, or to the bus station if I wanted to go to the city, and I could ride my bicycle to work. If I would have had access to car rentals or car share, I would perhaps have sold my car.

And you can probably still do this in Auckland, today. If you’re a single, or a couple without kids.

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30 Jul 2024

Should we wear bike helmets?

Ah yes. Bike helmets. What are they? A simple piece of protective equipment? Or some ritual object which hopefully, after blessing it with the right incantations, will levitate you out of the way if a truck left hooks you? Or is this just the brain damage from this discussion speaking?

Not many things get cyclists up in arms as this simple object. And probably even cyclists who wear these things. Why is that?

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9 May 2024

Driveways: we’re still doing it wrong

A while ago it was time again to complain about footpaths.

New footpath on Birkenhead Avenue.

So what is it this time? Auckland Transport has rebuilt the footpaths on Birkenhead Avenue. While this is by itself a good idea, they have, on the northbound side, once again gone for the pump track design. So for their effort, they get a significantly less useful path than what they could have gotten for their money.

So what is wrong with it? Are we even supposed to build it like this?

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21 Apr 2024

The myth of permanently supervising children

A point that comes up again and again in discussions about streets is whether or not children should ever be outside of their homes by themselves.

(If you’re Dutch, this entire discussion is going to seem insane, and it frankly is, but it is worth appreciating how unusual the situation in the Netherlands is)

And for sure, it seems the obvious answer to many people is that of course not, it would be totally irresponsible to let children out unsupervised. Also, it is The Law, you have to supervise them until they’re 14 years old.

Wait, fourteen. Fourteen? Really?

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9 Mar 2024

Is ornamentation really a crime?

1890 — Grey Lynn, Auckland.

Time to build, build, build. There’s a brand new subdivision and there’s money to be made. The streets are laid out, in a neat grid. Except that awkward hole where the swamp is. New houses, mass produced. All of them more or less the same, with their bay windows and porches. Get a load of mass produced widgets to decorate and customise their looks a bit. Tacky, perhaps, but it gets the job done. Nobody wants to live in a landscape that looks like a bunch of cardboard boxes with holes cut out, right?

Panorama of Mount Eden, with Grey Lynn visible in the background on the right. *1

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Who's writing?

I'm Roeland, and I have been living in Auckland since 2011. As expected when migrating, it takes some time to get used to things. I find it interesting to observe the city around me, first as a yuppie, and now as member of a family.

One of the odd things about this city is the contrast between the fantastic natural setting on one hand — harbours, scoria cones, and the backdrop of the Waitakere ranges — and the city itself on the other hand — dominated by cars and not very welcoming to actual humans.